Pet Rock Snowglobe

Here they call it a cairn snowglobe. But, it looks like a stack of pet rocks to me. Luckily, pet rocks can't drown.

Pet Rock in a Jar

I found this twice on Pinterest but neither of the original links were the source for this image. A cute idea. I'd skip adding the eyes.

Painted Rocks in Shades of Grey

I'm sort of a pet rock traditionalist. I like them in their natural colours, and without things glued onto them. But, I did like this pet rock tattoo. You might stick to pain that can be washed off should your pet rock (or you) get tired of this look.

Found on Pinterest, originally from Etsy.

Don't Glue Eyes on your Pet Rock

Please don't glue eyes on your pet rock.

Pet rocks don't need plastic eyes glued onto them. Rocks don't really like plastic all that much. It's not natural and doesn't have all that much durability. Other rocks will laugh at them and tease them for being pets.

Also, when rocks go astray, they are stuck with those plastic eyes as they break, crack and chip away. Not very safe, or pretty. Unsightly, you could say.

They also don't want everyone expecting them to see just because someone glued on fake eyes.

Rocks prefer rolling around in the dark, feeling their way as they go. If they could see everything they would have to make all kinds of excuses for hitting things, breaking things and skipping over things.

How long after gluing on those eyes will pet rocks be expected to do things like reading! Unfair expectations for sure.

Pet Rocks in Matchboxes

They look like pet rocks in decorated matchboxes. Found the image online.

A Pet Rock Pothead (and Others)

This novelty gift item includes a genuine pedigree pet rock with a handy instruction booklet, a lead so you can take him for walks and a nest for him to snuggle up to sleep in. We'll even throw in a sachet of ketchup (the rock's favourite food). All you have to do is think of a name.

Christmas Pet Rock, You Rock Pet Rock, Marajuana Pet Rock, Jesus Pet Rock, USB Pet Rock. The set also includes hay, ketchup, a cardboard pet carrier, an instruction booklet and a lead.

Found at The Gift Oasis.

Crochet Pet Rock

A softer pet rock available at Etsy, shop ChimericalCo.